“girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!”
i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs
No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.
yeah i’m fucking sure girls are lining down the block to get a piece of you
people: I want a serious relationship. I want the cuddling. The fun. The adventure. The thrill. The excitement. I just want to feel that rush all the time.